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This is what Britney Spears is said to look like if she keeps up her current lifestyle at the age of 45.

It kind of made me giggle.  She really is living proof how you can go from looking sweet and innocent to kind of decrepit in a couple of years.  I remember when she first came out, young and fit now she looks like she needs drug rehabilitation.

I am just starting to feel bad for Britney Spears now.  I couldn’t stand people taking pictures of me while I was not feeling well.  It sounds crazy that Sam guy keeps feeding her drugs and she still wants the guy around.  This girl is a real mess, she needs someone else to step in and help maybe just an outsider or something like that because it seems like everyone wants to take advantage of her.

It is really sad when a star dies, especially one that was so young.  I just warmed up to the fact that he was the new joker for the Batman movies, and he was taken so early.  I feel really terrible for his family and friends, and it is really nice to see the outpouring of love that people were giving outside of his apartment.  It is amazing when a star passes away how people come together to mourn the loss.  When it is a star, we all feel like we know them.

Courtney Love was photographed this week looking as normal as she can.  She looks a lot better even though she is still far from normal.  It is good that she gives her body a break every once in awhile to let itself heal before she goes on her next whatever binge she goes on.  We are all so proud of her for kicking the habit once again, now who is in for the pool on when she will go back to looking like some kind of crack head?

Do any guys actually find Amy Winehouse attractive?  She has to be one of the most ugly chicks that I have ever seen.  They showed a picture of her at her husband’s court hearing as she obnoxiously shouted “‘I love you, handsome! Gorgeous, I love you!” to him.  There have been quite a few rumors about them getting a divorce, but she is standing by her dude while he goes through this tough time.  Just looking at her picture makes me vomit just a little bit.

…Yuck!

Britney Spears was video taped buying pregnancy tests at her local Rite Aid, tell me this chick is not pregnant again.  I wonder if she thinks since she keeps screwing up and can’t see her boys that she will just go ahead and make new kids.  Yeah, it sounds crazy but remember who we are talking about here.  Let’s just hope that she is not bringing extra kids that she cannot take care of into the world.

“I don’t know, Mr. Simpson, what the heck you were thinking. Or maybe that’s the problem, you weren’t…I don’t know if it’s arrogance. I don’t know if it’s ignorance. But you’ve been locked up at the Clark County Detention Center since Friday because of arrogance or ignorance—or both.” is what was said in a stern tone by Clark County District Court Judge Jackie Glass to OJ Simpson, and they also doubled his bail.  OJ is too arrogant and ignorant, I am just glad this judge felt the need to point it out because maybe he just thinks since he got away with murder he can get away with anything.

“I have never known anyone to have more pride in their home state and their upbringing in it than Jessica Simpson has in Texas…that girl loves Texas more than you know. It’s one of her most defining traits as a person. So, please don’t try and take that away from her.” is what John Mayer said about his ex-girlfriend Jessica Simpson on his blog.  speaking to Dallas Cowboy fans.  It is just too bad that Texas is probably ashamed of producing such an idiotic person.  God Bless Texas, but not Jessica and Ashlee Simpson.

Britney Spears pulled another no show for court on Monday, and so the judge says that she still has no visitation rights.  I cannot believe that a woman would not do everything in her power to be able to be with her kids.  Maybe she just really does not like her kids or something.  She ended up showing up late at about 1:30 pm after K-fed actually showed up at 9:30 am, which looked terrible and furthermore her entourage said that they tried to get to the courthouse about 3 times before giving up because the paparazzi was blocking every entrance they could find.  She should have showed up early and fought her way in there.  Some mothers move cars for their children Britney won’t even deal with getting out of bed in time.

It seemed like in the year 2007 every time that we turned around there was anoter celebrity in rehab.  Do celebs really have that much money to burn that they need to find ways to ‘blow’ it (yes pun very intended).  I just got so sick of hearing about their trials and tribulations that I needed a throw up bag.  If you have that much money to burn give it to the poor or something!